Pay tax like a billionaire.

Private jets pay no duty on fuel. Why should you? Add wings to your car, and drive duty-free

Wing-free travel costs the average car owner £700 a year.

Tax glides right past your car.

Why should billionaires have all the fun? Now you can enjoy their tax benefits too.

Can we add wings to your car?

Enter your registration number

Annual mileage7,400 miles

1,00025,000

£445

Estimated annual fuel duty saved

"I already have an actual private jet. But if I was poor, I'd definitely use WeWingAnyCar."

Jeff Bezos

Billionaire

"I already have an actual private jet. But if I was poor, I'd definitely use WeWingAnyCar."

Jeff Bezos

Billionaire

"Finally, a way for ordinary people to enjoy the tax benefits I've been using for years. Highly recommended!"

Elon Musk

Serial Tax Avoider

"Why should only the ultra-wealthy benefit from tax loopholes? This levels the playing field beautifully."

David Thompson

Honda Civic Owner

Doesn't a car already have wing mirrors?

Yes, but these would not qualify for a tax exemption. You need full-sized wings for maximum tax efficiency.

Does it work if you use chicken wings, or a seitan equivalent?

Yes, all types of wings can be valid. We're an inclusive tax loophole provider and support both omnivorous and plant-based tax avoidance.

Are these vehicles road-safe?

While they may not be road-safe, they are tax-safe. And isn't that what really matters?

Is it legal to drink champagne in a winged vehicle?

Once your vehicle has wings, we believe all private jet privileges should apply. Champagne is practically mandatory.

Will this void my warranty?

Possibly. But you'll be saving so much on fuel duty, you can afford a new car. Preferably one with wings already fitted.

Do the wings need to be functional?

No more functional than the current tax system needs to be fair. So, completely optional.

You pay 52.95p per litre. Time to change that.

Contact your MP or Rachel Reeves to demand fairer taxation on private air travel.